For someone who so adamantly hates anything "new-agey" or "peace love and granola," Dr. K ascribes almost mythical powers to the force of her own attractions. She's constantly asking me to "check her energy."
If we have a bad week, she frets, "I don't know what kind of energy I'm putting out there that people aren't scheduling."
If we have a few new patients, it's, "Isn't it interesting that we have all these new people coming in? I wonder what's up with my energy that I'm attracting more people."
Every day I hear about how her magical energy is either attracting or repelling patients. When I hang up the phone, she immediately asks, "Whoisit?" before I can draw breath to tell her. Whether it's a patient calling to schedule or to cancel, I remain completely flummoxed when she declares their actions a result of her personal force field and then asks me how her energy is projecting.
"Umm, looks fine to me," I usually mumble.
This from a woman who refuses to order holiday cards with the more neutral "Seasons Greetings" on them because the phrase denies "The Reason for the Season," i.e. the birth of Jesus.
Yeesh.
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"Hows my energy"
"Dried up and useless."
She is so oblivious! The season also features Hanukkah, Kwanza, and the winter solstice (sorry to my Islamic friends, I don't know if you have a December holiday or not).
Funny that you she hates "new age" things because she sounds like a closet Hippie! (and a really dumb one at that)
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