Outrageous

Okay, she literally poked her head out of her office, said, "Can you turn the lights off for me?" then paused until I nodded, stepped out of her office and walked away.

"Umm, which lights?" I asked half a second later, confused and not wanting to look like an idiot. I mean, if you're standing in a doorway and want the lights turned off, you lift your hand and press the light switch in a downward motion, right?

Unless she'd suddenly remembered that she'd left the dome light on in her car, I couldn't think which other lights she might mean.

"The ones in there," she said impatiently, flicking her hand at the recently vacated doorway.

Why do I even ask?