I have this client who is a Democratic fundraiser. I had to cancel our appointment last night because I think I overstrained my right arm. When I called him up to explain, he said, "Oh yeah, my right side always bothers me. That's my conservative side."
"What?" I asked.
"My right side. You know the right, they're a real pain in the -"
"Oh, I get it!" I exclaimed. "Hahaha!"
Humor in DC. Thank God for Dave Chapelle . . .
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1 comment:
Waka waka waka, Toucan! HAHA! Is your arm any better today? I'm real sorry to hear that and I hope it's back to normal rapidly. I've been wondering, who massages massage therapists?
Mr. Chappelle definetly gives DC a good name for humor! I miss his show so much...
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